Realization
I have effectively ruined the right hip belt loop on EVERY pair of jeans I own. Because I have my keys on a hook that I clip there all the time.
It’s the only way I won’t lose my keys…
ftw!
That awkward moment when…
you decide you really want to listen to Coldplay, but you forgot to secretly sync it to your music device…
Edit: and then post it to Tumbler that you own Coldplay…
My life in a nutshell. Currently working on cup #3 and the lovely ladies put an extra shot of espresso in for me. #collegestudentproblems
(Source: howdoesdavidschwimmergetlaid)
#throwinshade
Glad to know I can usually depend on you to change plans after I’ve already left the house.
NEW VIDEO: “HOW TO: Say You’re Horny” I’ll be checking out Tumblrs who reblog this - it’s a great way for me to find new people to follow AND for you to introduce me to your friends!
I die. They are both so sexy.
Revolution
I have decided that I am going to start my own personal style revolution. I am calling it Pretty Punk! It’s like glam rock, but less gay, more gender bender. It’s going to be awesome!
hermpfff
I am so tired that the circles under my eyes are the same color as my eyeshadow. Which happens to be matte cork from MAC.
i need to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp.
